Paris Hilton’s New Song, Drunk Text Leaks Online
In case you weren't aware of how much of a vapid twit Paris Hilton is, her new video for Drunk Text has leaked online. Before she could have her attorneys swoop in for the copies to be pulled, we saw that atrocity — and it's not pretty AT ALL.
It's the biggest LULZworthy song since Rebecca Black released Friday. Seriously, it's probably even worse than that was. The funny thing is, Paris thinks she's being all sexy with the song and video, but she doesn't realize that we're all laughing at her…hysterically.
I tried embedding the TwitVid video here, but it only showed up blank…so check the video out at this link. It's worth it if you could use a laugh.
Here's a snippet of these super powerful DEEP lyrics:
If you take the word 'sex' and mix it with 'texting,' it's called 'sexting'
When you add drunk sexting, the words just don't make sense.It's a hot mess of misspelled obscenities, body parts and run-on questions
I'm not sure what he means to ask."Behind my eyes, I was begging for things my lips would never ask
And my mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent.
Desperate clauses of random intent? How can anyone's intent be random? If they intended to do something, it would be on purpose, right? This video and song are so stupid that we couldn't help but to laugh and be embarrassed for her. What did you think?
Whitney Houston - Take me to your heart
Unreleased song by Whitney Houston in the 80´s. Sound is not very good but it´s cause it´s difficult to find. Anyway you can hear clearly her voice. Enjoy (and vote ;-) )
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