Lindsay Lohan Suspected In Jewelry Theft
Stop us if you've heard this one before. Lindsay Lohan walks into a place with empty pockets and walks out with someone else's stuff, whining about how she's always the victim. It's like a flashback to the time when Lindsay put a necklace on in a store and "forgot" it was there (for like, two to three weeks). It takes the cops to get a Crackie to turn over the goods and she will only do that under the threat of imminent arrest.
She's really like a petulant child who makes their mother count to three every time she wants to get her way. She is never going to learn. So what have we learned from Lindsay in 2012 so far? Let's see, keep her out of the driver's seat of any vehicle and don't invite her and her sticky fingers anywhere near anything that costs money and is not already hers.
You see, Lindsay was invited to some weekend shindig with her brother, her assistant and two other guys. At first, she was cleared in the lifting of watches, jewelry and sunglasses worth $ 100,000, but it appears that that ship has sailed.
Lindsay is now being considered as a suspect in the theft. Is anyone surprised? After the cops were called, however, the homeowner recanted his story. She is still on probation, so if the LAPD ever wants to redeem itself, they should just toss her in a jail cell ASAP.
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