Scarlett Johansson Goes Glam

Who’s that over in the corner, thumbing through the magazines?  The slob with no makeup on in her baggy sweatpants.  Well, I’ll tell you who it isn’t!  Scarlett Johansson never slops around in sweatpants, according to the Daily Mail quoting an interview in Style magazine.  Scarlett Johansson always goes glam.
Scarlett carries a deep, vibrant red lipstick with her too.  She feels that if she happens to show up somewhere “underdressed,” the red lipstick will carry the day and turn her from a frogette into a princess.  Don’t quite see how this would work, say, if you showed up at a friend’s wedding in jeans and a boho top cause you thought it was an outdoor ranch-style gig and then it turned out to be a formal garden party instead.  Seems like putting red lipstick on a pig would still leave you looking like a pig in the reception line, but whatever.
Let’s hear more from Scarlett Johansson on why she goes glam whenever she goes out:  “I like to feel a little more together–you never know who you’re going to see out there!”  Yes dear, we know, Ryan Reynolds, Sean Penn, Justin Timberlake–all the old husbands and boyfriends and any stray guy who made it into the sack with you.  You’d like them to wish they were still with you.  Dream on.  Ryan’s with Blake Lively now, Sean Penn’s dating the model of the week, and Justin’s back with Jessica Biel.  A cake left out too long in the sun generally melts, sweetie.
Good luck going glam out there Scarlett Johansson.  Hope it works out for you the next time you find yourself next to an interesting man on the subway platform.