5 X-Mas Activities Totes Better than Watching the Krapdashians (Sorry, Kris Jenner!)
So apparently, there was an E! Christmas special planned around the trashy, classless, money-hungry, fame-whoring, overexposed, seizure-inducing Kardashians but after Kim's divorce, the whole thing was scrapped, according to Perez Hilton.
The special was to be called Kardashian Khristmas. In other related news, Jesus is rolling his eyes somewhere and the man who came up with the name of the special was subsequently fired.
Well this news is just all sorts of sadsies. Now what am I going to do with my Khristmas to get in the good holiday spirit? Hey! Here are five ideas that are even better:
(1) Stab myself in the eyeballs with icicles.
(2) Swallow a Christmas bulb whole and experience the magic as it breaks down in my throat and cuts my insides while I slowly bleed internally before finally dropping dead.
(3) Hang myself from my tree with multi-colored lights and tinsel.
(4) Gargle melted wax until it dries and cuts off my oxygen supply.
(5) Run out into the street and get hit by a snow plow.
Happy Holidaysss!!!! xoxoxo
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