Lindsay Lohan Flashes NEW Pearly Whites in time for Hearing

Lindsay Lohan Offered $1 Million For Vagina Mold

Who says she can’t get work anymore? Lindsay Lohan just pocketed $1 million for posing nude in Playboy Magazine, and if she wants to grab another cool million, she need only keep her panties off a little longer.

Adult toy company FleshLight has been in contact with Lilo’s reps offering big bucks if the down-on-her-luck actress allows them to create an “authentic” impression of her private parts on which to model a “celebrity sex toy.” Apparently Lindsay hasn’t responded yet, but a source close to the 25-year-old tells TMZ.com:

“She would never accept such an offer for any amount of money.”

Lindsay posed full frontal for a centerfold on the pages of an upcoming issue of Playboy (Down lads, it’s not on newsstands yet…), but only agreed to the shoot because she believed the photos would be “tasteful.”

Uh-huh…

In other Lilo news, the star finally got herself to the dentist after photos of her scary, yellowing teeth did the rounds on the blogosphere a few weeks ago.

But we doubt she had to worry about the pricey bill. Despite all that money she just made from Playboy, it looks like Lindsay managed to score a freebie from her dentist… in return for a plug on Twitter, of course. Lindsay says she had “Zoom Whitening,” but some tongue-waggers suspect her dentist treated her to a set of veneers as well.

Lindsay Lohan shows off her new pearly whites just in time for her appearance this week Wednesday at her hearing before Judge Sautner. The 25-year old will have mother, Dina Lohan, beside her when she could get sentenced to jail for up to a year and a half.

Lohan confirmed her new smile on her WhoSay account today:

‘Thanks Dr Dorfmann for the zoom… My gums are so sore though!’

I bet her Dentist is pretty happy that she plugged his name via social media, talk about free publicity.