Courtney Stodden Before and After

Before Courtney Stodden was pretending to be a sexy 17-year-old child bride but instead looking like a middle-aged woman who reeks of roadie sweat, she was just another pretty, fresh-faced young girl trying to become a model.

The Daily Mail has several rather startling photos of Stodden, some allegedly taken as recently as 18 months ago. Which means either all that self-tanner she’s been soaking in contains chemicals that advance aging at warp-speed, or Courtney Stodden is not 17.

Of course she says she is and has even produced a birth certificate. But as Donald Trump will tell you ad nauseum, even the President can fake one of those.

I still maintain that eventually it’ll be discovered Stodden is really closer to 30.

But hey, if I’m wrong, she’ll be able to do ads for anti-aging creams before she’s old enough to drink.