Michael Lohan’s Girlfriend Kate Major Evicted

Kate Major, the idiot girlfriend of Worst Father Ever contender Michael Lohan, has been not-so-nicely asked to vacate her Florida home.

Michael’s dual arrests this week have damned near overshadowed his daughter Lindsay’s announcement that she’s giving up the goods in Playboy next month — and it seems the resulting paparazzi frenzy in Kate’s exclusive Tampa housing community has been most unwelcome.

Her neighbors include several members of the rich and famous, and they understandably don’t much care for having their gold-paved streets teeming with photographers. So Kate’s landlord has issued an eviction notice, giving her until November 1 to pack up her clothes and her stuff and her white-trash drama and take it all someplace else.

Of course she’s fighting the order, but TMZ says her chances of success are slim at best.

Major, 28, is a former tabloid reporter herself, and was once the girlfriend of former gossip-magazine darling Jon Gosselin. Since her judgment with men is apparently tragically flawed, maybe a good dating tip for her is “only date guys no one’s ever heard of.”